38. Sense

[blue_shields]

Lezard brought up a point that I believe needs to be addressed loudly and clearly.

When the ants come- if it is indeed them, and I have no reason to doubt Lezard yet- NOBODY BE AN IDIOT AND TRY AND FIGHT THEM OFF. They sound extremely dangerous, and the last thing we need is someone deciding to try their fighting ability on them and getting killed. It's best for everybody if the evacuation proceeds in an orderly fashion and the Guards' attention is not diverted by going to save someone who decided to be a hero.

Of course, I'd like to think that nobody here is that colossally stupid.

Don't prove me wrong.

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[speeding]

D'aww, go and spoil the fun of foolish heroics.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have no doubt that as Edensphere's Evil Overlord, you can take care of yourself.

Just humor me, though, alright?

AND NEVER GO QUIET FOR SO LONG AGAIN, EITHER. It's freaky.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

[Written while walking.]

Are we sharing a brain by any chance?

[speeding]

Well now, you see, I needed the peace and quiet, son, it's conducive to proper plotting.

Can't be a proper evil overlord without some nefarious schemes up my sleeve, amirite?



But seriously, sorry.

[speeding]

Ah, not you too squirt...



I'm getting yelled at, aren't I?

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

It's quite possible. Maybe we ALL share a brain, we're just not aware of it.

... I'm sounding like Bridge now.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

I suppose I can appreciate that. Of course, it's impossible for me to get any peace and quiet myself, what with living with a mooing and clucking robotic dog. And Bridge.

I hope none of those nefarious schemes involve ants. Or creative use of the beds down in the Wilderness.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

... You know... I'll let that one slide.

Like there's no tomorrow.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Ha! It's endearing. ♥

Stay safe.

[speeding]

Well, lucky for me then. You won't be competing in the Evil Overlord department as long as you're distracted.

Just As Planned.

Ah, haven't gotten to the ant scheme yet, looks like the tree beat me.

Right-o.

[speeding]

What, squirt? You're a shrimp, Luce, embrace it.

Guess I deserve that.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Well now that you've said it, of course someone is gonna be that stupid.

Not me thou. I'm all packed. See you suckas later.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

At least you didn't get slapped.

[speeding]

What'd I miss?

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Elevator kidnappings, death, me being an ass, which btw had led to me getting smacked by Lucy twice. The hell man. She's scary.

[speeding]

Yooza.... Sounds like a real hoot.

She totally is, for a squirt.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Glad to see you're ok.

Its always the short ones.

[artistic-spaz.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm not crazy enough to try and go after them all by myself. Anyone who's dumb enough to want to show off better can it and help us move what's left. See you in the Wilderness.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to dignify that comment with a response.

Yep! You never know, Spike and I just might tag team you.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

I certainly will. I AM A Guard after all; it's my duty to be safe!

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

You're so good at the Evil Overlord thing, I could never hope to replace you.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

If anyone DOES end up attempting it, I will NOT be happy. We've had enough misery here.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Agreed. There are plenty of other ways to show off and release aggression aside from TAKING ON GIGANTIC FIRE ANTS.

I'll be down there as soon as I can; gotta make sure that everyone else gets there safely.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Definitely. Toushi fought them the last time they appeared, and he lost--and he's a good fighter.

And colossally stupid, I suppose.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Everyone who was around last time it happens agrees that we can't hold them off- best to just wait for them to go.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

I was born during the last attack. In the elevator, actually. They're exactly right.

Oh, no, you didn't. He's an idiot when it comes to protecting people and ignoring his own safety. It's oddly endearing.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Wow, you were born in the elevator? That must have been rough; it's bad enough coming out here normally...

Ah, yeah... I can understand that. I know a certain someone who is like that, in fact.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Not so much rough as awkward. I landed on top of Drake.

Ha! I feel like I know him better already, then.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

... Oh, man. I bet he was absolutely thrilled.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

If by thrilled you mean "appalled and mortified," then yes. He was thrilled.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

:P You know what I mean.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Hardly yelled at since I disappeared for a long while as well.